I just bought a new car and while I was moving all of the junk I had stored in it the past 5 years I ran across a letter that I had forgotten I placed in the visor. It’s not a letter to me or to anyone I know but instead something my Grand Father wrote to a friend during World War II. It’s amazing how things have changed since 1945 and how vivid these words echo through time 65 years later.
enjoy.
I think Police Officers should profile everyone! If you get pulled over and your a man you should be asked to pull down your boxers to prove you are indeed a man.
If you are a woman you should also be asked to pull down your panties and prove you are infact a woman.
Because the lord knows that the Drivers License Offices in Arizona can’t do their job properly when Identifying Citizenship, officers should make sure other details on the license are correct as well!
Hey Old Spice Man could you sing us a song?
Here are some lyrics for you:
It’s 5 0′clock on a Wednesday
The regular crowd logs on in
Alyssa is looking for complements
From Old Spice’s handsome young grin!
She say, “Spice can you write me a memory
You don’t have to wear any clothes
I’m sad and you’re sweet but you make me complete
More than anyone knows”
la la la, di da da
La la, di di da da dum
Sing us a song you’re the Old Spice Man
Sing us a song tonight.
We’re all in the mood for a melody
‘cause you got us all smelling alright!
Now is it going to far to say that the bar
Spice has set is far beyond me?
‘Cause he’s quick with a joke or a poke at some bloke
Who at 28 still lives with his MOMMY!
Spice, I believe this is killing me
Your videos put a smile on my face
I’m sure that these antics will take you far
If not you can hang out at my place!
la la la, di da da
La la, di di da da dum
Spice you are such and ego-ist
Now my answer machine sounds just like you
And wish I could Swan dive, way up really high
And look half as good as you do!
Now Old Spice Manchester got issues
Before he/she/it’s even born
And 57 million web hits
Proves Old Spice is better than Porn!
Sing us a song you’re the old spice man
Sing us a song tonight.
We’re all in the mood for a melody
‘cause you got us smelling alright!
It’s a pretty cool crowd for a Wednesday
All these videos still make me smile
Google is still shaky, for the bandwidth we take-y
And probably will be for a while!
And Perez Hilton is wearing his top hat
And GQ is trying not to get sued
And we all sit and listen as Old Spice Man orally glistens
And swan dives into the news!
la la la, di da da
La la, di di da da dum
Sing us a song you’re the old spice man
Sing us a song tonight.
We’re all in the mood for a melody
And Old Spice has got us smelling alright!
Check out some of the other videos:
Why can’t things work the first time!
Blah blah blah
Hey gang is anyone else using Ping.fm to update their social media and personal blogs?
I have to let you all know about Miss Judy! She runs a local non-profit Pet Rescue by Judy here in Central Florida. She came in and talked to us this afternoon about how the economy is effecting everyone including our beloved four-legged friends.
We are living in tough times and some people think it’s ok to leave their pets behind when they foreclose on their home or leave them tied up in the backyard when they can’t afford to feed them anymore.
Tragic, absolutely tragic! You wouldn’t leave a family member behind if you moved! You wouldn’t leave a family member outside to starve if money was tight!
And so I will say that if you don’t think of your pet as a family member then you shouldn’t be responsible to own it. If you are not ready for the responsibility to treat the animal like a family member then don’t get it!
However, if you do want to own a loving four-legged family member, I strongly suggest adopting from Miss Judy’s at Pet Rescue by Judy. She is awesome and so are the animals she fosters, Like Benji this adorable Schnauzer.
The Flash has once again been spotted at the world famous Randy’s Donuts getting directions from 91 year old Margie Smith. When a TMZ reporter asked her about meeting Flash she said, “I don’t know who was ‘Flashing’ someone but for a big boned boy he sure could run!”
How in the world could I have missed this site? I am hooked! There are tons of things I could do for $5.
I am going to start my own posts what do you all think I should offer to do for $5?
